Showing posts with label jokes/funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes/funny. Show all posts

Friday, November 18, 2011

Simple Post =)

Hey, people of Earth and beyond!! It's me, Katie. I know I haven't made a post in like 5 years, but I thought I'd make just a random post to let you know I am still alive =)

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Saw this today and thought I'd share it. =)



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I got this in an e-mail yesterday and thought it was cool =)

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What's in a word...

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
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And lastly a Bible verse for today...

Psalm 33:18
But the eyes of the LORD are on those who fear him, on those whose hope is in his unfailing love,

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Well, hope you enjoyed my little post! =)

P.S. Please pray for a member in my church named Richard. He went to the hospital yesterday because he was having a lot of trouble breathing. He had a collapsed lung, and I'm pretty sure they did surgery on him today. So just keep him in your prayers. Thanks! =)

Smiles,
Katie

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Little Post :)

Sorry, guys. I've been meaning to make a post, but my computer was messing up every time I tried to upload pictures, but Dad bought me some computer safety stuff so hopefully it will work now. :)

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

School is now officially over!!!!! :D

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So the other day, Mom and I were looking outside when we noticed these strange clouds...

I've never seen clouds like this before. Have you? But, for now I'll call them either cotton-ball-cumulus or bubble clouds. Which do you like better? Lol :)

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And this should make you giggle :)
That would be something Lilly would do!! :)

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Anyway, have a nice day! :)

God Bless,
Katie

Friday, April 1, 2011

Happy April Fools Day!

Hope you guys Have a wonderful April 1st! :)

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I've got a funny story to share with you guys today:


In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy Days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews, and observances of these Holy Days. The argument was that is was unfair that atheists had no such days recognized.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the man's attorney, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!" The attorney immediately stood up objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur, Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do, your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." The attorney said, "Your honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is 'April Fools Day'. Psalm 14:1 (which is also my verse of the day on my sidebar. How weird is that?!) states, 'The fool says in his heart, There is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court that if your client says 'There is no God' then he is a fool. Therefore April 1st is his day." Then the judge added, "Court is adjourned."

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Gotta love that judge!

Smiles,
Katie :)

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Our Chubby Friend

So the other day, I looked out my front door and saw a very chubby birdie on the sidewalk. Of course, I just had to get a picture of its largeness. :)

He looks like he swallowed a golf ball! Lol
LOL Isn't he just the cutest, chubbiest thing??

So do any of you guys know what type bird he is or maybe know why he's so fat? Lol Anyway, have a good day! :)

Hugs,
Katie ♥

Monday, March 21, 2011

Friday, March 11, 2011

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Snowmen Joke



Two snowmen were in the front yard. They could see their makers through the window watching the weather. "It's supposed to get up to 56 degrees this afternoon, then drop down to 27 degrees overnight." the weather man said. The first snowman becomes alarmed. He says to the other snowman, "What if we shall melt?". The other snowman says, "Well, at least I won't have to worry about dieting!"

Sorry for the corny joke. I had to do something. :)
Have a great night! :)

Katie ♥

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Interesting Facts

I got this in an e-mail and thought I'd share it with you guys! :)



Interesting facts....

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...
'Goodnight, sleep tight'


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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only - Ladies Forbidden'. Thus, the word G.O.L.F. entered into the English language.


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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.


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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.


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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:

$ 16,400

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?


A. Their birthplace

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?


A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?


A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What US State has the highest percentage of people who walk to work:


A. Alaska

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?


A. Honey

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?


A. Father's Day

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Q. What is the average number of people airborne over the US in any given hour?

A. 61,000


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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents
a great king from history:


Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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Try to read this....

I cdnuolt blveie etaht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht thefirst and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can stlil raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig rhigt?

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You know you're living in the year 2010 when...


1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on TV has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic so you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.


Now you're laughing at yourself! :)



Hope you enjoyed! :)
Have a wonderful evening! :)

Katie ♥

P.S. Happy Veteran's Day! :)

Sunday, November 7, 2010

This and That...

Hi! :D

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Mark 6:41-42
41 And He took the five loaves and the two fish, and looking up toward heaven, He blessed the food and broke the loaves and He kept giving them to the disciples to set before them; and He divided up the two fish among them all.
42 They all ate and were satisfied,
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Steven Curtis Chapman "Live Out Loud"...



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Isn't she just cute?
I found that video looking for something else. I've seen her on a few things, but I never knew she was a Christian. But she seems so adorable! :)

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Sorry, for the randomness of it all, but I hope you have a great evening! :)

Katie ♥

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Jokes

"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep 'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns is, well, ma'am, because it's a horse."






"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "Why?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not until nine A.M." the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" then the man added quickly "I want to get out!"





I thought those were funny.

I'm going on a camping trip today, so pray that I'll be safe. Have a nice day! See ya!

Smiles,
Katie :)

Monday, July 26, 2010

Psalms 23:4

Me and Mom thought this was really cute!
Have a good day!

Katie ♥

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Kittens On Slide

This is such a cute little video! If you turn on the volume, you can hear the kitten meow!!! It's so cute!



I know you have to enjoyed it or at least said "Awww"!

Katie :)

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Funny Cats

Watch this!! I know it has part of the video I posted before, but it has other videos of cats, too! Enjoy!!!



It's 2 cute and funny!!!!!

Smiles,
Katie :)

Surprised Kitty

This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!!!!!!!!!



I hope you enjoy it!! I did!!!
Have a great day!!!!

Smiles,
Katie :)

Saturday, May 29, 2010

10 of the cutest cat moments

Okay, so I was looking for cute videos on youtube and came across this super cute video. Watch it! You might want to turn your sound off on some parts, it sometimes gets a little annoying. But, turn it on on number 4.



Well, have a great day! I hope you enjoyed it!

Katie :)

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Funny Kittens

This is ADORABLE!!! It made me laugh so hard!!!



I hope you enjoy it!

Smiles,
Katie :)

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Bernard "Scuba Diving"

Bernard: Scuba Diving. Enjoy!!!



If you liked the video and want to see more Bernard click HERE

Smiles,
Katie :)

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Bernard "The Little Dog"


I've got another Bernard video for you to watch!!!





If you liked the video and want to see more Bernard click
HERE

I not only found the Bernard videos on youtube, but also on ty.com.

Smiles,
Katie :)

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Bernard The Bear

I found all these videos on youtube about this bear called Bernard. He is so funny!!! If you're feeling sad or mad just watch Bernard! It makes me feel better.

This is an episode called Golf. I think this video is so funny!!! All the Bernard videos are funny!!!




If you liked the video and want to see more Bernard click HERE

Smiles,
Katie :)